Big George Brandis, the Attorney-General in the Turnbull government, sobbed when denouncing Pauline Hanson’s Burka stunt in the Senate. The stunt was wearing a full identity-crushing Islamic cover to make a point the majority of Australians would agree with. In a similar spirit, Sydney University’s Vice-Chancellor Michael Spence could not suppress a sob when speaking about the concocted report about rape and sexual harassment on Australia’s campuses. Bettina Arndt, for one, demolished that delusional report. Yesterday we were treated to sobs from WA’s Health Minister Roger Cook over the success of the government’s suicide bill.

My message to those estrogen-soaked male politicians: Get a grip and stop drinking soy milk. It’s embarrassing.